So... uhm... what position is that again?

Let’s talk about positions and formations (yes, I giggled as I typed that sentence too!).  I know MOST of us girls watch that all too important football game (we know all of the matches are important boys!) with our significant other only because secretly we’re in love with the player on the opposing side.  Eyes start rolling because we would ask “What’s his name again? Yes, the one that kicked the ball, the hot one?”